Deal of the Week!!!
Everyone makes mistakes. The smartest sciencetists, the best doctors, master chefs, brilliant artists. I bet Mother Teresa, at least once, botched something up. It happens. So when we got a swivel glider in a couple of months ago from a fantastic unnamed top notch company, we shrugged our shoulders and forgave. We looked at the half full cup-of-a-chair sitting in front of us and praised it for all the good things about it – a high quality quilted cotton fabric slipcover that you can throw in the wash, great cushioning, the swivel/glider base that makes it versatile and relaxing. It’s a nice small scale and a classic shape.
I know what you’re thinking. Either, “Mother Teresa never did anything wrong!” Or “What in the heck is wrong with the chair?” I’ll address the second option since I have absolutely no proof of the first. We kinda think it’s to do with the base….something is amiss. It might just be a matter of the placement of the swivel mechanism that we are too lazy to fix. In any case, it’s just not quite exactly, on the money, right. Sitting in it is not unlike sitting in a dental chair – not like full-on root canal position, more like that moment when the hygienist afixes the bib to your clothes, right before they lean you back for the root canal. So, those of you that have PTSD from a dental experience, stay away.
Anyway, like I said, we are too lazy and unmotivated to fix it, plus we have an onslaught of new stuff headed our way, so it’s getting the boot.
Dimensions – 32w, 37d, 35h
1. First paying customer gets it. By phone or in person ( 817-332-1772 . Call. It’s best to call. Really.)
2. No holds. None. We just can’t.
3. No returns. We never want to see this thing again. ever.
And, we want it out of here as soon as possible. Come get it. Please.
Did I mention, it’s best to call??